Let’s get one thing clear right the f#%& now: if you think people in America are supposed to prove their innocence when charged with something, you either slept through civics class or you’ve been tongue-bathing too many fascist propaganda memes on Facebook. Either way, you’re f#%&ing wrong.
And just so we’re clear, yes, REDACTED, I’m talking about you.
You dropped a real steaming pile of dumbf#%&ery on the internet when you said, and I quote:
“Everybody has to prove their innocence when charged you dumb f#%&. A clerical error doesn’t show an injustice in the system.”
Jesus H. Christ in a flatbed Ford. That right there is some third-rate, bootlicking, Constitution-ignoring, authoritarian fanboy bulls#%&.
Let’s break this s#%& down, with all the righteous fury and actual knowledge this kind of dumbf#%&ery deserves.
What the F#%& is “Due Process” and Why Should You Care?
The Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments of the U.S. Constitution both guarantee due process. That means the government can’t just toss your a$$ in jail, deport you, or lock you in a cage because some jackbooted moron filled out a form wrong. They have to follow actual legal steps. You know, rules. The kind of s#%& civilized societies do.
Due process means:
- You get a hearing.
- You get legal representation.
- You get to see the evidence.
- And most f#%&ing importantly, the burden is on the government to prove your guilt.
The government doesn’t get to say, “We think you might be a bad guy,” and then chuck your ass into a blacksite until you prove otherwise. That’s not America, that’s North Korea with better Wi-Fi.
The Abrego Garcia Clusterf#%&: How the System Failed Like a Fart in a Wind Tunnel
Enter: Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran man who fled gang violence, legally made his life in the U.S., became a father, and was trying to exist like a normal f#%&ing human. Then came the Trump-era immigration machine — a Kafkaesque nightmare on steroids.
One day, thanks to what the government later called an “administrative error,” they snatched his a$$ up, slapped bogus gang affiliations on him with zero proof, and deported him. Just like that. To El Salvador, a place he literally ran from for fear of death.
And where did he land?
In the goddamn Terrorism Confinement Center — a hellhole prison under a regime that makes Guantanamo Bay look like f#%&ing Club Med.
That’s not law enforcement. That’s f#%&ing kidnapping.
And yet people like REDACTED — Mr. “you have to prove your innocence” — would have you believe this was all fine and dandy. “Just a clerical error.” As if you can oopsie someone into a Central American prison and it’s NBD.
F#%& that noise.
Why REDACTED’s Comment Is So F#%&ing Dangerous
This isn’t just about one guy saying one dumb f#%&ing thing on Facebook. It’s about the whole twisted mindset behind it. This idea that people — especially brown people, immigrants, and “others” — somehow don’t deserve the same rights as you do. That the government should be able to do whatever the f#%& it wants if it thinks you’re guilty of something.
Here’s the thing, and I need everyone to tattoo this on their f#%&ing soul:
If the government can deny one person due process, it can do it to all of us.
You don’t get to cherry-pick who gets justice. That’s not how this s#%& works. If the rules don’t protect everyone, then they protect no one. Even you, REDACTED, you gullible motherf#%&er.
“But He Might Have Been a Gang Member!”
Cool. And you might be a f#%&ing lizard in a human suit. You got proof?
Because without evidence, without a trial, without a fair process, accusations mean jack s#%&.
Do I need to explain how basic logic works? If someone can be locked up or deported because some f#%&ing rando says, “I heard he’s in a gang,” we’re not living in a free country — we’re in a goddamn police state.
And here’s the kicker: the courts agreed. A U.S. judge ordered that Abrego Garcia be brought the f#%& back. The Supreme Court said, “Yeah, this is some next-level unconstitutional bulls#%&. Fix it.” When even our dysfunctional-ass Supreme Court slams the brakes, you know someone f#%&ed up hard.
Let’s Be Clear: Deportation ≠ Justice
There’s this lazy, fascist-lite idea that deporting someone isn’t a big deal. Like you’re just sending them on a free f#%&ing vacation.
Newsflash, d!ckweeds:
Deportation can be a death sentence. It can mean torture. Starvation. Permanent family separation. It’s not some administrative slap on the wrist — it’s exile, often into danger.
And when it’s done without proof, without process, and without justice, it’s not just wrong — it’s f#%&ing evil.
Why We Have to Shout This From the Goddamn Rooftops
Because this s#%& keeps happening.
It happened to Abrego Garcia. It’s happened to international students. To legal residents. To activists who said the wrong thing. To people with brown skin and a f#%&ing visa.
And the more we let it slide, the more numb we get to it, the closer we get to waking up in a country we don’t recognize — a country where “guilty until proven innocent” is the f#%&ing norm.
We can’t let that happen.
FAQ: Because Apparently We Still Need to Explain This S#%& to Adults
Q: Isn’t it possible he was actually in a gang?
A: F#%&ing maybe. But we don’t sentence people based on vibes and Facebook comments. We use EVIDENCE and COURTS. You know, like grownups.
Q: Isn’t national security more important than one guy’s rights?
A: If your idea of security involves sacrificing people’s rights, congrats — you’re rooting for fascism. Also, f#%& off.
Q: What if it really was just a clerical error?
A: Then that clerical error ruined a man’s life. That’s not a whoopsie — that’s a goddamn systems failure.
Q: Isn’t this just partisan outrage?
A: No, this is basic f#%&ing humanity. If you can’t separate your tribal bulls#%& from moral reality, you’re part of the f#%&ing problem.
Q: What should happen next?
A: Abrego Garcia should be brought the f#%& back, compensated, and the people responsible should be publicly shamed or fired into the goddamn sun.
Don’t Be a D!ck
Look — I rant, I swear, I rage… but at the end of the day, this isn’t about owning people or winning debates. It’s about treating other human beings like they f#%&ing matter. About recognizing that justice only works if it’s real for everyone. That due process is what separates freedom from tyranny.
And that when someone tells you people should “prove their innocence,” you f#%&ing stand up and say:
NO. THAT’S NOT HOW AMERICA WORKS, YOU DUMB F#%&.
Don’t be a d!ck.