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Kickass McGee Let’s crank up the spotlight and rip the roof off this sanctified guilt factory, shall we? We’re talking about humanity’s favorite cosmic con job: the idea that we’re born sinners, preloaded with flaws, and somehow still expected to hit divine perfection. Spoiler: the math doesn’t add up, and the only thing multiplying is the guilt. 1. … Read more
You’ve been there. You’ve had the argument. You’ve dropped the logic bombs, cited your sources, even dumbed it down to f^%king kindergarten-level explanations—and yet, the person in front of you is still clinging to their wrong-a$$ opinion like a koala to a eucalyptus tree. Maybe it’s your uncle at Thanksgiving ranting about how the moon … Read more
Ever seen a painting, heard a song, or watched a film that just wouldn’t f^%king leave your brain? Like, it planted a flag in your soul and set up camp, while other supposedly “great” works barely made a dent? That’s not an accident. That’s the magic of the sensory-cognitive-emotional triad, the three-part system that makes art powerful, … Read more
Losing weight—whether through sheer willpower, diet and exercise, or the latest fancy-ass pharmaceuticals—is a big f^%king deal for a lot of people. And when someone drops a significant amount of weight, people notice. That’s fine. Noticing is human. But what comes next? Well, that’s where people f^%k it up. We live in a culture that’s obsessed with weight. So much so that … Read more
Look, I get it. You want to make something amazing. Maybe you’re sitting there with some idea for a novel, a business plan, a side hustle, a new hobby, or even a damn Pinterest board that you’ve been “perfecting in your head” for six months. But guess what? None of it exists because you’re too … Read more
Wait… I’m What Now?! So, you think you’re solid? That when you smack your hand on a table, it’s one solid thing hitting another solid thing? Yeah, NOPE. What’s actually happening is a bunch of tiny, mostly-empty particles in your hand repelling a bunch of tiny, mostly-empty particles in the table—and that’s what makes it feel solid. … Read more
Alright, let’s cut the Bu!!S#T—*fandoms are basically cults, just with more Funko Pops and fewer Kool-Aid-related incidents. Whether you’re a Swiftie, a Star Wars purist, or one of those people who cried when Club Penguin shut down (RIP, you beautiful, pixelated paradise), you’ve probably been emotionally wrecked by pop culture at some point. And that’s … Read more
“Just Follow Your Passion!” Ah, the timeless wisdom dished out by every half-baked motivational speaker and clueless high school guidance counselor: “Just follow your passion, and the money will come!” F^%k that. Passion is flaky. It changes. One day you’re obsessed with painting, the next, you’re deep-diving into astrophysics. And what if your passion is eating snacks … Read more