Socialism for the Rich, Capitalism for the Poor: How the Wealthy Rig the Game and Make You Pay for It

Let’s get one thing straight: When rich people F^%K up, they don’t suffer for it—you do. They’ve built a system where their wins are private, but their losses are public. They get to gamble with the economy, and when their bets go to S#T, the government swoops in to save them with *your tax dollars. Meanwhile, when you lose … Read more

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs in Classic Rock (1965-1975 Edition)

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs is basically a five-tiered pyramid of human motivation, going from basic survival (food, water, air) all the way up to self-actualization (becoming your best badass self). If you’re unfamiliar, here’s how it breaks down:  Now let’s plug in some legendary songs and see how they fit.  1. Physiological Needs – “Gimme … Read more

Reason is a B@st@rd, and Emotions Are the Parent: Why We Think with Our Feelings and Justify with Logic

Ever had a debate with someone where it felt like they were just refusing to see the obvious truth? You laid out the facts, the logic was solid, and yet—nothing. They still clung to their ridiculous, batsh#*t opinion.  Well, congrats, you just ran into Hume’s little philosophical landmine: Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of … Read more

The Death of the Split-Senate State: How America Became a Tribal Wasteland

A decade ago, it wasn’t that rare for a state to send one Democrat and one Republican to the Senate. It meant voters weren’t rigidly entrenched in one party and, at least in some cases, were willing to elect people based on character or local issues rather than just party loyalty.  But in the past ten years? … Read more

How You Treat Service Workers Says Everything About You (Yes, Even If You’re “Important”)

Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re the kind of person who snaps at waiters, glares at cashiers, or throws a tantrum because your latte took an extra three minutes, you’re not just having a bad day—you’re an a$$hole.  I don’t care if you just came from church, a meditation retreat, or a f^%king TED … Read more

From Faith to Fortune: How Christianity Went from a Movement to a Machine

Christianity started as a community of believers. Now, in many places, it feels like a Fortune 500 company with a political action committee on the side. What the f^%k happened? Let’s take a walk through history and see how a grassroots faith movement turned into an institution, a culture, and—at least in America—a full-fledged business … Read more

The Christian Nationalist Hypocrisy: How Fear, Power, and Nationalism Hijacked the Gospel of Welcome

Alright, buckle the hell up, because we’re about to dismantle one of the most hypocritical, un-Jesus-like movements in modern America: Christian nationalism’s hatred of immigrants and refugees.  Here’s the short version: The Bible (both Old and New Testaments) is absolutely overflowing with commands to welcome, love, and care for the foreigner, the stranger, and the oppressed. And … Read more

The Sin-Shaming Circus: Why the Hell Are We Set Up to Fail?

Let’s crank up the spotlight and rip the roof off this sanctified guilt factory, shall we? We’re talking about humanity’s favorite cosmic con job: the idea that we’re born sinners, preloaded with flaws, and somehow still expected to hit divine perfection. Spoiler: the math doesn’t add up, and the only thing multiplying is the guilt. 1. … Read more