Don't be a dick!
Practical wisdom for real life, minus the toxic positivity. How to handle relationships, failure, success, and everything in between without losing your mind.
You’re Boring as H#LL, and It’s Ruining Your Happiness Remember when you were a kid and could have the time of your life with a cardboard box? Then adulthood happened, and suddenly, fun became a luxury, not a necessity. Instead of playing, you’re “networking.” Instead of goofing off, you’re “optimizing your schedule.” Instead of having … Read more
You’re Wasting F^%KS Like a Drunken B@ST@RD Let’s get one thing straight—your time, energy, and mental capacity are limited as F^%K. If life were a video game, you’d wake up each morning with a set amount of “F^%K Points” to spend. But instead of using them wisely, most people blow through their daily stash on: … Read more
A lot of people treat happiness like it’s some cosmic accident—like one day, life will just magically line up, and BAM, they’ll finally be happy. That’s some dumbass fairy tale B!+CH-A$$ nonsense. Happiness isn’t a f^%king lottery. It’s not something that just happens to you.It’s something you build—on purpose, with real effort, over time. If … Read more
The Big A$$ Lie: Why Most People Are F^%king Miserable We live in a world that makes deep, lasting joy seem like some magical unicorn S#*T—something only monks, billionaires, or people who do yoga on the beach at sunrise get to have. And that’s total f^%king nonsense. You don’t need to be rich.You don’t need … Read more
Look, I get it. You want to make something amazing. Maybe you’re sitting there with some idea for a novel, a business plan, a side hustle, a new hobby, or even a damn Pinterest board that you’ve been “perfecting in your head” for six months. But guess what? None of it exists because you’re too … Read more
“Just Follow Your Passion!” Ah, the timeless wisdom dished out by every half-baked motivational speaker and clueless high school guidance counselor: “Just follow your passion, and the money will come!” F^%k that. Passion is flaky. It changes. One day you’re obsessed with painting, the next, you’re deep-diving into astrophysics. And what if your passion is eating snacks … Read more