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You’re Wasting F^%KS Like a Drunken B@ST@RD Let’s get one thing straight—your time, energy, and mental capacity are limited as F^%K. If life were a video game, you’d wake up each morning with a set amount of “F^%K Points” to spend. But instead of using them wisely, most people blow through their daily stash on: … Read more
A lot of people treat happiness like it’s some cosmic accident—like one day, life will just magically line up, and BAM, they’ll finally be happy. That’s some dumbass fairy tale B!+CH-A$$ nonsense. Happiness isn’t a f^%king lottery. It’s not something that just happens to you.It’s something you build—on purpose, with real effort, over time. If … Read more
Gratitude gets dismissed as self-help B@ST@RD fluff, but that’s because most people don’t understand how f^%king powerful it actually is. You want more joy in your life? You gotta train your brain to stop being a miserable A$$hole first. And gratitude is the fastest, simplest way to do that. This isn’t about toxic positivity or … Read more
The Big A$$ Lie: Why Most People Are F^%king Miserable We live in a world that makes deep, lasting joy seem like some magical unicorn S#*T—something only monks, billionaires, or people who do yoga on the beach at sunrise get to have. And that’s total f^%king nonsense. You don’t need to be rich.You don’t need … Read more
What the F^%K Is Philosophy, and Why Should You Care? Look, philosophy is just humans doing their best to answer life’s biggest questions: This is not just some old-dead-dudes-in-togas kind of thing. These questions shape everything—from laws to science to what kind of dumb arguments you have in a bar at 2 AM. The Big Three … Read more
Let’s get one thing straight: When rich people F^%K up, they don’t suffer for it—you do. They’ve built a system where their wins are private, but their losses are public. They get to gamble with the economy, and when their bets go to S#T, the government swoops in to save them with *your tax dollars. Meanwhile, when you lose … Read more
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs is basically a five-tiered pyramid of human motivation, going from basic survival (food, water, air) all the way up to self-actualization (becoming your best badass self). If you’re unfamiliar, here’s how it breaks down: Now let’s plug in some legendary songs and see how they fit. 1. Physiological Needs – “Gimme … Read more
Ever had a debate with someone where it felt like they were just refusing to see the obvious truth? You laid out the facts, the logic was solid, and yet—nothing. They still clung to their ridiculous, batsh#*t opinion. Well, congrats, you just ran into Hume’s little philosophical landmine: Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of … Read more