Hot Dogs Are F#%&ing Sandwiches. Shut Up and Accept It.
Alright, listen up, you condiment-stained chaos gremlins: this debate has gone on long enough. I don’t care what your grandpappy said while holding a spatula and crying over a grill—a hot dog is a f#%&ing sandwich. Not a cousin. Not a “unique food vehicle.” A. Damn. Sandwich. If that gets your apron in a twist, … Read more