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Hot Dogs Are F#%&ing Sandwiches. Shut Up and Accept It.

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Alright, listen up, you condiment-stained chaos gremlins: this debate has gone on long enough. I don’t care what your grandpappy said while holding a spatula and crying over a grill—a hot dog is a f#%&ing sandwich. Not a cousin. Not a “unique food vehicle.” A. Damn. Sandwich. If that gets your apron in a twist, … Read more

How You Treat Service Workers Says Everything About You (Yes, Even If You’re “Important”)

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Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re the kind of person who snaps at waiters, glares at cashiers, or throws a tantrum because your latte took an extra three minutes, you’re not just having a bad day—you’re an a$$hole.  I don’t care if you just came from church, a meditation retreat, or a f^%king TED … Read more