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You’re Boring as H#LL, and It’s Ruining Your Happiness Remember when you were a kid and could have the time of your life with a cardboard box? Then adulthood happened, and suddenly, fun became a luxury, not a necessity. Instead of playing, you’re “networking.” Instead of goofing off, you’re “optimizing your schedule.” Instead of having … Read more
You’re Wasting F^%KS Like a Drunken B@ST@RD Let’s get one thing straight—your time, energy, and mental capacity are limited as F^%K. If life were a video game, you’d wake up each morning with a set amount of “F^%K Points” to spend. But instead of using them wisely, most people blow through their daily stash on: … Read more
A lot of people treat happiness like it’s some cosmic accident—like one day, life will just magically line up, and BAM, they’ll finally be happy. That’s some dumbass fairy tale B!+CH-A$$ nonsense. Happiness isn’t a f^%king lottery. It’s not something that just happens to you.It’s something you build—on purpose, with real effort, over time. If … Read more
Gratitude gets dismissed as self-help B@ST@RD fluff, but that’s because most people don’t understand how f^%king powerful it actually is. You want more joy in your life? You gotta train your brain to stop being a miserable A$$hole first. And gratitude is the fastest, simplest way to do that. This isn’t about toxic positivity or … Read more
The Big A$$ Lie: Why Most People Are F^%king Miserable We live in a world that makes deep, lasting joy seem like some magical unicorn S#*T—something only monks, billionaires, or people who do yoga on the beach at sunrise get to have. And that’s total f^%king nonsense. You don’t need to be rich.You don’t need … Read more