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You’re Wasting F^%KS Like a Drunken B@ST@RD Let’s get one thing straight—your time, energy, and mental capacity are limited as F^%K. If life were a video game, you’d wake up each morning with a set amount of “F^%K Points” to spend. But instead of using them wisely, most people blow through their daily stash on: … Read more
A lot of people treat happiness like it’s some cosmic accident—like one day, life will just magically line up, and BAM, they’ll finally be happy. That’s some dumbass fairy tale B!+CH-A$$ nonsense. Happiness isn’t a f^%king lottery. It’s not something that just happens to you.It’s something you build—on purpose, with real effort, over time. If … Read more
Gratitude gets dismissed as self-help B@ST@RD fluff, but that’s because most people don’t understand how f^%king powerful it actually is. You want more joy in your life? You gotta train your brain to stop being a miserable A$$hole first. And gratitude is the fastest, simplest way to do that. This isn’t about toxic positivity or … Read more
Losing weight—whether through sheer willpower, diet and exercise, or the latest fancy-ass pharmaceuticals—is a big f^%king deal for a lot of people. And when someone drops a significant amount of weight, people notice. That’s fine. Noticing is human. But what comes next? Well, that’s where people f^%k it up. We live in a culture that’s obsessed with weight. So much so that … Read more
“Just Follow Your Passion!” Ah, the timeless wisdom dished out by every half-baked motivational speaker and clueless high school guidance counselor: “Just follow your passion, and the money will come!” F^%k that. Passion is flaky. It changes. One day you’re obsessed with painting, the next, you’re deep-diving into astrophysics. And what if your passion is eating snacks … Read more