How to Stop Giving a F^%K About S#*T That Doesn’t Matter

You’re Wasting F^%KS Like a Drunken B@ST@RD Let’s get one thing straight—your time, energy, and mental capacity are limited as F^%K. If life were a video game, you’d wake up each morning with a set amount of “F^%K Points” to spend. But instead of using them wisely, most people blow through their daily stash on: … Read more

Stop Waiting for Happiness and Start F^%king Building It

A lot of people treat happiness like it’s some cosmic accident—like one day, life will just magically line up, and BAM, they’ll finally be happy.  That’s some dumbass fairy tale B!+CH-A$$ nonsense. Happiness isn’t a f^%king lottery. It’s not something that just happens to you.It’s something you build—on purpose, with real effort, over time.  If … Read more

Gratitude Is the F^%king Gateway Drug to Joy

Gratitude gets dismissed as self-help B@ST@RD fluff, but that’s because most people don’t understand how f^%king powerful it actually is. You want more joy in your life? You gotta train your brain to stop being a miserable A$$hole first. And gratitude is the fastest, simplest way to do that.  This isn’t about toxic positivity or … Read more

Deep Joy Isn’t a Mythical Unicorn—It’s Real, and You Can F^%king Have It

The Big A$$ Lie: Why Most People Are F^%king Miserable We live in a world that makes deep, lasting joy seem like some magical unicorn S#*T—something only monks, billionaires, or people who do yoga on the beach at sunrise get to have.  And that’s total f^%king nonsense.  You don’t need to be rich.You don’t need … Read more

Why the F^%K Are We Here? (And Why You Should Stick Around)

Welcome, you curious, foul-mouthed, overthinking legend. If you’ve landed here, it means you’re either lost on the internet or you actually give a sh#t about figuring out this weird-ass world. Either way, you’re in the right place.  This blog isn’t for people who want easy answers or feel-good fluff that dissolves in your brain like … Read more